Uh, thanks - I think. LOL. Actually, I'm usually the one BUYING five pounds of crap in a three pound bag. I'm not really a 'salesman' type but I could always write a good report. I just wanted to present the car the way I'd want to see it if I were buying something sight unseen. As you can clearly tell from the ad, I am giving away ten pounds of crap for the price of a five pound bag. LOL To carry the metaphor one step further, I don't want to have to sell the bag separately and the crap one dingleberry at a time to get this car out of my driveway :)