Why I dont drive Fords

I don't think I have ever owned a total POS lemon. Here they are, in the order that I have owned them:

1983 Toyota Corolla SR5
1988 Chev Cavalier Z24 convertible
1989 Olds Eighty-Eight Royale
1988 Chev Beretta
1989 Pontiac 6000 STE
1970 Dodge Dart Swinger
1988 Honda Accord EXi
1997 Pontiac Grand Am
1991 Honda Accord (a)
1991 Honda Accord (b)
2006 Pontiac Vibe
1962 Ford Falcon Station Wagon

I still own the Swinger and the last 3 on the list. The Beretta was the worst... it had an anemic 2.0 litre engine and the sloppiest 5 speed in the history of manual transmissions, but it never gave me any issues.