My wife needs a man

The other night we she was watching that show 'Snapped' on the ****** channel. It's a show about women who kill their husbands/boyfriends.

I stood and watched as this women talked about how she shot her husband point blank while he was fixing the sink. I looked at my wife and said, "why can't you shoot me? That guy is so lucky."

She actually said, "if I shoot you, I won't be able to collect your life insurance. I'm waiting for you to fall off the roof or for your car to fall off the jack."