My Town Is Full of morons

Reading these stories reinforces my decision in 2000 to paint my car lime green. I'll be danged if some old fart will pull out in front of me and claim he "didn't see it."

CudaJim, I'm with you. I pity the fool who's the first one to injure my baby.

It doesn't matter. I read once of a study of accidents involving firetrucks. The number one reason people gave was that they didn't see the firetruck. If they can't see a firetruck, the rest of us might as well just give up!