tire squeal = DUI?

Most recent I've heard of around here was called "unnessesarily breaking traction". The guys wife is a ICU nurse at local hospital. He delivered her to work during our one little snow storm. He also had his employee/friend in the truck. So when he starts out of the hospital parking lot he did a short "wheee" into the road.
Get this though... While the trooper is has him in the patrol car and writting the ticket the passenger tossed a cigarette butt out onto the snow. He got to sit in the patrol car too while his littering ticket was written. This officer spent nearly a hour drawing 440.00 in fines.
Barry. the driver told the magistrate next time it snows he'll stay home and slide around in his own driveway and not worry about whos mom is in the ICU. He said the officer standing in the corner dropped his head and wouldn't make eye contact with him again.