Help me buy this Demon!!!

well sir iv bouht a lot of cars were the man whats one thing but most likly will take less .cash money will make a man do strange things . hears what i do i take a frend give him a thousend i keep two ill lay two cash on the hood and tell him thats what i have and 90% of the time he will take it. if not tell him you might able to barrow sum from my frend.of corse he will give you a sad song about paying bills ..its a crull world but ya have to ask your self would he do it to you.. just trying to help mopar to ya..........