Earth Day

I plan to chase some greenies with a Running Chainshaw!


I've done that!!! Sorta, not greenies but my soon to be mother in laws neighbor is a creepy peeping tom. I was cutting down a tree in her back yard and she came outside and said that Tony keeps walking past the house, slowing down and looking in her windows (she lives alone...and has big boobies) so I walked around the front of the house with the chainsaw in my hands. He was standing in her yard trying to look in the window, I started revving the cainsaw and just shook my head at him with a look like "I am willing to goto jail over this." He hasn't even glanced at the women in the neighborhood since that.


As for earth day...F Al Gore! I just used 3 spray cans in my driveway on some parts, blew a bunch of bondo dust out of the garage, and I am about to go clean out my turtle tank which means that I will be dumping about 60 gallons of stinky turtle water down the drain (don't ever get a water turtle!!!! stick with a tortoise). Isn't there some other stupid "holiday" coming up pretty soon?