Rant about forsale cars and rust

I know a particular vendor in the NE that sells "rust free" parts.
What he actually means is that he doesn't charge for the rust.

That must be the same guy that sold a buddy of mine a "rust free" deck lid. It took nearly 2 square feet of bulk steel to patch all the rust he had to cut out. Funny thing was it didn't look all that bad from the outside. Once he hit it with a DA it was a whole different story.