a funny thing happened at work one day

I worked in a front-end alignment pit at the end of the line for 17 years,some of the stuff and things that happened would either scare you or make you piss yourself laughing!Still there but inspecting cars in Final now(my backs f%$ked from working overhead)10-12 hour days,6-7 days a week for years.I,m regretting it now!