I hate ramen noodles

Ramen has been a staple here since since I lost my job.
On another note, the dog food is starting to look mighty good, lol.
It's about to become a staple here too. I find that it can be made to suck less by adding some cheese, bits of meat and whatever spices smell right while the stuff is cooking. At least it adds a few variations to the rotation.

High-quality dog food may be passable. I might have to hit Sam's Club for a pallet of Beggin' Strips. ;-)