caution

I got your message just in time!! The wife was cookin up a slab of bacon- No, REALLY!!
(Actually we microwave our bacon, and then frequently we'll throw the greasy paper towels, newspaper, or whatever we used to absorb all that FAT, into the old wood burnin' stove. That'll get her goin'!! And the smell drives the neighbors, and their dogs, CRAZY!!

So much for bacon fat sandwiches.
(I weigh 130 lbs, on a good day)