MY Wife

My wife asked me the other day that seeing i put so much money in my cars that maybe i should let her spend some money and have her breasts enlarged of course me being me said honey why spend the money? just rub some toilet paper between your breasts for a week.
So her being blonde rubbed toilet paper between her breasts for a week....well friday she came out in the shop and said "honey i dont think rubbing toilet paper between my breats is working are you sure it works?? i said of course it does look what its done to your ***!
I now have a indention of a 9/16 wrench on my 4 head!