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blackjax

blackjax

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My wife asked me the other day that seeing i put so much money in my cars that maybe i should let her spend some money and have her breasts enlarged of course me being me said honey why spend the money? just rub some toilet paper between your breasts for a week.
So her being blonde rubbed toilet paper between her breasts for a week....well friday she came out in the shop and said "honey i dont think rubbing toilet paper between my breats is working are you sure it works?? i said of course it does look what its done to your ***!
I now have a indention of a 9/16 wrench on my 4 head!
 
blackjax said:
My wife asked me the other day that seeing i put so much money in my cars that maybe i should let her spend some money and have her breasts enlarged of course me being me said honey why spend the money? just rub some toilet paper between your breasts for a week.
So her being blonde rubbed toilet paper between her breasts for a week....well friday she came out in the shop and said "honey i dont think rubbing toilet paper between my breats is working are you sure it works?? i said of course it does look what its done to your ***!
I now have a indention of a 9/16 wrench on my 4 head!
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She should have made the suggestion that you rub something else with the Charmin to benefit the both of you...:toothy10: <<<duckin' and a rinnin'>>>>>>
 
she wouldnt know the difference i just asked her if she knew what a centimeter was and she replied yes its a insect with 100 legs
 
now i gotta admit...it took me about 2 minutes of hard thinking to get the joke...but after i got it...man that was clever.
 
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