cell phones

Had one, never used the damn thing, got stolen, canceled it, don't have one or the bill anymore. There is one that my work gave me that lives in my glovebox and I think the last time I used it was to call Ross from a swapmeet last month. My life worked just fine before they made cell phones and it will continue to work with out one.
If people want to talk to me they can email, call the house or show up!
hell yes right on