cell phones

you needs to be a HUGE SOB to try and kick me in the nads...good luck with that...

I'll bring the bottle of Jack and we will make a night of it!




Daughters...texting fool! over 8500 text incoming and outgoing last month! Yeah...nuts!

Because all 12 year olds have very important things to say 8500 times a month..."Daddy my hands and thumbs hurt all the time it's weird" "We will get them looked at after your eye appointment honey."