damn neighbors

Try this:


Sit on your front step, in plain view of all your neighbours, sharpening all the knives in your home. On the next evening, do it again, except be cleaning & polishing your gun. (Borrow a friend's rifle if you don't have any of your own.) Offer free parking on your lawn to some of the local bikers and play weird industrial metal music on Sunday afternoons....

....they should leave you alone after that.... :D