Tx. Heat

Had a girl friend that told me to go for a ride on the bike to cool me off when it was 98 out.
I went into the kitchen to get a cold Dew and came up with an answer. A couple of minutes later I called her into the kitchen. When she came in I had her sit in a chair in front of the stove as I had to show her something.
When she sat down, I opened the oven door and sat a fan on it pointing at her. After about 10 seconds of 250 deg. heat blowing on her she got my point.
I don't care how fast the wind is blowing...it is still hot.