Old lady complaining about my shed

I live in a small country subdivision.Before I built my garage the neighbors kept giving me troubles because I had six cars in my drive.The Cops came out over and over.Finally I snapped I told the cops Get of my FU##ING property unless you come back with a warrant or a ticket or I am calling a lawyer!And furthermore tell my F@#King neighbors we are zoned AG. and I am about ready to go buy some hogs and chickens..
Well the Cops or Neighbors never bothered me again..
Tell the old BAT the shed has been there for 20 years go F@#K herself.Or maybe tell her you been thinking about taking the shed down and putting up a dog very large dog kennel to hold 10-12 dogs.Maybe hounds or beagles they bark alot.. Jim