wish i had never mentioned fabo calendar

I was going to take a picture of myself laying on the beach in a speedo for the ladies, but some do gooders keep rolling me in the water and yelling "Swim Namu swim!" Whats up with that?

I like to see a girl with coveralls on a grinder in her hand and some grease smeared on her cheek. (the one by her nose) That's my kind of mopar Babe!