Ok help us name our new dog...

Freakin' mutt took a dump in my van (Ford Aerostar from then on known as TURD Aerostar).

Must be the Fords! First dog my ex and I had (back in the early 70s) was an Irish Setter. Every time we took him with us in the back of our Ford pickup, he'd take a dump. Every time. I finally resorted to taking him for a short ride, come back home, clean the truck bed, put him back in and off we'd go. He'd do it again! I never new where it all came from.
By the way, how 'bout "Wingnut"? Call him "Winger" for short.