Is it legal to kill your roommate's cat???

"Wow, I'm sorry I didn't realize that my car was leaking antifreeze..... next to where your cat likes to hang out":snakeman:

on that tasty piece of raw chicken that happened to be laying right there...

What a coincidence.

Maybe a MJ style IV drip? You do have access to the "Milk"!

I feel your pain. I'm chasing cats out of my yard all the time, they love the cars with no or missing windows... territory marking POS!

I don't suggest you put any of the above plans in action.