The official FABO drunk random posting thread!

Well I just got back from looking at a possible job tonight and the guy pours me a couple crown royals. We sit an b.s. for a while and his hired helper informs me that his buddy has a 60's valliant 2 door in his back yard. He said if I go therwe with 300 bucks, I'll probably get it.
It's a good thing I didn't have my wallet with me and also his buddy wasn't home or else I'd have # 14 sitting in my yard.
I'll be going to look at it tomorrow........not sure what the wife will think if I buy it