wife laid her opinion on me and i dont like it

ABodyBetty had a 64.5 Mustang I went to Alabama to pick up. It was hers in school. got it back up here, lockd up mtr no money! sold
She also loves the chevelles.
But the thing she likes the most about the mopars...........is I canwork on em!
Once the mutang breaks down (It will) she asks you what you think is wrong, just shrug your shoulders with blank look and say dunno, I only fix Mopar, call the ford dealer service or I can have it towed to the dodge dealer for trade in!