Lets try it this way

Yeah...it's a big ugly world, and I'm up against it at the moment. Car needs to go, but I don't need people "kicking me while I'm down" by bottom dollar-ing me to death. Most of this car is solid and workable. The crappy paint on it keeps it from looking like it's anything anyone would want.

I'm not asking for anyone to start a fund and take up a collection for me (not that anyone would anyway) I just need someone to buy the car and give me what it's worth.