So, my dog ate a popsicle stick....

No, but I dropped $1200 on my Rhodesian Ridgeback earlier this year for treatment of a stomach ailment the vet said may have been caused by 'stress'.
Stress????
The only worry in this dog's life is if his next meal is going to be 5 minutes late! He's the biggest 92-pound 3-year old couch-potatoe you've ever seen.
Stress! Ha!!!

You have to remember, also, the stress the dog feels the while he/she is getting that drink from the toilet, whether or not the seat is going to fall on it's head!!

FF