Hemi Challenger Convertable for $9K?

His brother sent me a letter in the mail that says I won $25,ooo from a Canadian lottery , but I just have to cash this check and send them $4000 down payment, give them access to my bank account and let their dog nork my leg for a minute or two and the money is mine. yay!
I love this country.
All this free stuff, and people are soooo nice.

nork? I wondered if that nefarious canine acticity had a name, and now I know.