5 Random Things About Yourself

1. My name is Robert. I introduce myself as Robert. It irritates the hell out of when I introduce myself as Robert and someone automatically starts calling me Bob or Rob. To me it's just rude.

2. If you're standing at the cashier at the supermarket and he or she is ringing up your items hang up the damned cell phone! You're doing business with someone, give him or her your undivided attention. It's rude to be chatting (loudly!) with someone else at this moment. I have and will tell you to hang up the damn phone because no one else wants to hear it. And if you're the cashier don't be chatting with your friend in line behind me while you're ringing up my items. Seriously, I've complained to management about this...

1. My name is Eric and I get called Derek alot, but I think that is because of my accent.

2.I almost got in a fight with a guy in a check out line because of a cell phone. He was on the phone at check out trying to pay with one hand because the other had a phone in it. I had starting to put my items on the counter, when he turned to me and said "I'm on the phone, can I get some privicy?" I told him no, he couldn't because your in public. He hung up and wanted to argue, the manager came over before anything happened. I did get 10% off of my purchase though.

3. I can't stand Nextel's in public. I have one, and use it, but not in resturants. Its so rude to be enjoying a nice meal and here CHIRP and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

4. People think my wife is 20, she is 26. People think I'm in my 30's, I'm 25. We get strange looks.

5. I smoke cigarettes and I don't feel bad about it. I truely enjoy them.