5 Random Things About Yourself

1. my name is douglas, doug or douglas is cool, but DO NOT call me Dougie, my mother used to call me that and it pissed me off to no end.
2. did anybody not learn to stare at people when they were young? i am a overweight, long haired, heavily tattooed white boy that wears shorts and T shirts pretty much all the time who happens to be married to an attractive Mexican woman who likes to wear dresses, so DON'T STARE at us. How would you like it if a shot one of the hostile bi-polar stares that I am somewhat known for back at you?
3. not everybody wants to hear your kid screaming, so when I jokingly say a sock and some duct tape will solve the problem, don't get all huffy with me, but please, silence the screaming.
4. driving at me with your hi beams on and I flash you the brights, dim the lights. next step will be the 4 off road lights on the front of my truck getting switched on.
5. and for god sakes, when some one is pulling a trailer, let them in a merge situation, don't pull in front of them to make that exit or do anything else stupid.