Your Stress Reliever??

Nothing. How does that go again? Guns don't kill people, I kill people. :D

I just don't think masturbation has ever killed anyone :)
Depends on how your doing it...David Carradine style. Or like on that 1000 Ways to Die on Spike TV, the guy who hooked up the cow heart to a battery and was gettin it on with it and electrocuted and died. lol