5 Random Things About Yourself

2. I sport a Kilt and participate in Highland games.
3. I do Tukong Martial arts, TK MMA, and TK XMA(And yes I do weigh 280 and can still do XMA)
4. I am quite skilled with nunchaku(Doubles), and have several grandmaster trophies for it. Also quite good at nunchaku freestyling(FreestyleForum.net representin')

I heard the reason the kilt was invented was so your zipper wouldn't scare the sheep. LOL

Just the thought of a 280 lb. ninja scares the livin' **** out of me! LOL

I'm just glad you live in Texas. It would be a long drive just to thump my ***! LOL