Entertain me!

When I was in high school I was riding with a buddy in his new IROC and he was bragging about how well the car handled. He proceded speed up and to swerve back and forth like an idiot. The next thing I knew we were going backwards at 80 mph a couple of the tires got of the pavement and we started spinning like a top. The car finally came to stop in the center median with no damage other than flat spotting his tires. I had to go home and change my shorts. I did learn that IROCs don't handle that great.