Who is Jack Schitt?

well, here in OZ, i got this guy who works for me , looks after customer problems and complaints ........his name is MR UJAK......so when i get one of these know it all "customers "i send em down to find Mr Ujak, when the customer returns saying he cannot locate Mr Ujak........i tell him have you heard of .........................




F%@# YOU JACK......... works for me , i think he is Jack Schitts long long lost cousins, uncles, neices, second step daughter who married one of your marines after WWII and then seatled in australia!!!!ha ha ha!!!