I'm almost 59, and if I stopped, and some azz opened my door with a shovel in his hand; I would tell him- don't touch the car, and the next time I see that shovel, it will be 911 time, to extract it from your azz.
Hey, you were under the limit.
I'm still laughing about the shovel- too long to swing.
AC/DC is good with beer, too.
