Had a girlfriend of mine that still lives in my home town call me the other day. While we were talking I heard a gun shot.
I ask, " WTF was that?"
She said, "Oh, that's just Matthew. (her 16 yr old son) He's out back squirrel hunting, I hope he got one."
I said, " You see that's the difference between living in the country and living in the city. You hear a gun shot and you think FOOD and I hear one and think oh no the crack heads are armed!!"