Why not? Your ability to do so was the reason we did crazy **** like that in the first place. I doubt if your daddy had any hair on his *** when all this took place, so why should you feel bad? Now I feel like I dropped a turd in the pool instead of describing an adrenaline rush. I dug the hell out of it at the time. Celebrate life like you want to live it. It's all we got that's worth dying for.
