I need a name

My '72 Valiant 4 door is called "CRAZY TAXI" because it is stock appearing (flat hood, dog dish hubcaps, etc) but, will run high 11's in the quarter.

I have thought of other names, some of the original, some "borrowed":

"DOORS GALORE"

"MAXI TAXI"

"4-Door Duster"

"The Ugly Duckling"...