Your dream job...

As a little kid, I wanted to be a scientist. My understanding of the broad term was a guy wearing a lab coat messing with chemicals and discovering cool stuff. I accomplished this childhood goal years ago during a stint as a radiochemist.

Now, I spend the days sitting in my recliner while seeking gainful employment and yelling at/about nothing in particular. This is neither as glamorous nor exciting as it may seem to the casual observer.