Comment I heard form these "kids"

Today, I took the cuda for a spin and made a right at a light when I see a kid make a U turn with a rice burner and I heard tires squeeling and looked in my mirror to see him right on my *** so I gunned it to get him off my *** and immediately he thinks I want to race so he jumps in the left lane and gunns his turbo as I let off my gas since he is no longer kissing my bumper.
Then he gets in the turn lane to make a left since he thinks he beat me or something, and he gives me a thumbs up as I pass him.

Sometimes you can't even go for a cruize without all the idiots playing games like that.
I was gonne flip the dude the bird, but I figured, Nah, I better not because he will probably key my car if he ever spots it unattended.

Wow, It's nice being an adult sometimes because you can actually think ahead and notice ramifications of possible errors in judgement right on the spot, baby.