Who here is into bikes??? Just got my first one

"Haha. I think my Eddy Meryx would blow that thing away. LOL"

Wow, if you really have one, I should think you'd know how to spell "Merckx"!

"Let me guess, I'll bet you got one of those turd shaped helmets too."

Yeah. Say, I'll tell you what: let's have a bicycle race and see who's in better shape, OK?