Where can I find a mopar babe?

i met my wife while at work, was friday afternoon,i had a stinking cold,snivviling,sore throat,not shaved in few days....was at her place of work,servicing the elevator,couldnt have felt/looked worse,anyhow SHE HIT ON ME 8) we dated,we eventually got married,figured if shes into me on a bad day any good day a bonus,then when she saw the barracuda and my chop and was well into them i knew she was marrying material! :toothy10: id rather a bird into me than what i have to offer, trick is this, drive round in a jap / **** /banger..........find a babe who says to you ditch the crap, get a mopar!!!