Where can I find a mopar babe?

I will say this.

It helps to take a shower, cut your hair, shave, wear clean clothes and at least "act" like you have enough money to buy a nice dinner for two when you go trollin for the babes otherwise you may be stuck with the tramp stamp laden bar chicks who have had more hands up their skirts than the freaking muppets, and who can spell without hesitation: non-gonnococcal-euretheritis......LOL.

If I misspelled it....yay for me.