Poll: The Wife, or the car???

The wonderful thing about marrige is as soon as you say I do they are intitled to 50% of every thing you own, 75% of every thing you both own, and 100% of every thing they own. I told my wife 21 years ago that the cars and motorcycle where here before her and would be here long after she is gone. She tried for 20 years to change that.Well 2 years ago I found out she was having an afair with one of the president of her job, well I still have my Dart and bike( had bike before I married her) thanks to my son. But it cost me 100% of what we and she owned and about 60% of what I owned, I VOTE FOR THE CAR!