How to get my car into 12 seconds?

Do you like girls?

Seriously…. Do you like girls?


Let me clue you in……. You are 17, part time job and live at home. You don't need a car that runs in the 12s.

What you do need is a reliable car to take a girl out in.

Change your game plan, my friend. Be happy with a nice reliable mid 14.

Things that will make a girl find a new guy……. You working on your car all the time. You never having any money because of your car.

It all comes down to this……….

You can run 12s and touch yourself.

or

You can run 14s and be touched.

LOL this made me piss myself laughing...but in reality dude, you have to decide...i know plenty of guys running faster than 12 second cars who have more than one girl a week touching them, and they are all around your age too...in my opinion, girls arent gonna like your car whether its 14 or 10 sec fast- it doesnt have a sunroof, power windows, smells, is loud, doesnt have ac (if thats you), etc...in reality most girls cant get there head around that **** since they are so dumb, and those are the ones you use for touching and thats it so build yourself whatever you want lol...chances are the chicks will like you better when your 12 second scamp gives a lickin to a new mustang than when its so slow its taking it in the *** from a civic:toothy10:

Pull the pan (I think you have to replace anyway if it's out of a truck and has the rear sump) and replace the oil pump with a HV unit and stick a windage tray in it. Stick a Comp XE268 cam, new timing set, and Comp's 901-16 springs in the 360 you have. Replace the valve seals while you're there and you'll need 8 spring retainers from a 318 to replace the exh valve rotators on the 360. Replace the head gaskets with the MP thin ones. Get your hands on a 340/360 Edelbrock Performer intake (swap meet/ebag should be under $125) and a Holley 3310 (750cfmVS). Stick a single light advance spring in the distributor and have a muffler shop with a Mig welder weld up the slots to limit the centrifical advance to less than 16°. Get a set of cheapie 1 5/8 headers and a decent 2 1/2" dual exh system. Stick a Mancini 2200 convertor in front of whatever tranny you use, and stick a shift kit in the trans too. Run the 3.91 gear and a 28" tire. Depending on the rear, with paint and tune up stuff, buying all new parts except the intake... Should cost about $3000 total. Best thing... you can do it in stages as time and budget allow. Motor's out.. so do the windage tray, head gaskets, and headers with exhaust first. Run whatever intake, cam and stuff is in it. Do the shift kit. Do the rear swap. Then do the cam, intake, carb. Then do the convertor. First part $900-ish. Second part $70. Third part $900-ish(buying a complete running 8 3/4 w/brakes and spring plates and 3.91s, plus install with new brakes and seals) Fourth part $800-ish. Fifth part $400-ish.

This is definatly a very very good plan, something i would seriously consider following too