How to get my car into 12 seconds?

Do you like girls?

Seriously…. Do you like girls?


Let me clue you in……. You are 17, part time job and live at home. You don't need a car that runs in the 12s.

What you do need is a reliable car to take a girl out in.

Change your game plan, my friend. Be happy with a nice reliable mid 14.

Things that will make a girl find a new guy……. You working on your car all the time. You never having any money because of your car.

It all comes down to this……….

You can run 12s and touch yourself.

or

You can run 14s and be touched.

AHHH HA HA HA!!! Crazy reply right there!!! It definitely is a wacky one...