Hum!!!! Hate Your Job!! Try This One!!!

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from
work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing
and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it
will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins: Take out
the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement,

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, I am so glad I do
not
work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB

THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE *** THAN YOURS.