New job at Mopar dealer

Not a bad job to have.

I got a job at Eastside Chrysler Jeep for a while in the mid 90's, as a mechanic, but me and the parts guy got to be friends. I had my Satellite then and they had a Jeep Cherokee they drag raced.

One day he tells me to check out the warehouse, the boxes against the wall in the back.

I go out to the warehouse, and find a row of open shipping crates..... with brand new 426 crate engines in them, ohhhhhh shiny. The were way to big to put in my pocket and walk out with.