That reminds me of the guy who wanted to tan his *****. He buried himself on the beach with only his member exposed. Two elderly ladies were walking down the beach and one tapped his member with her cane. it jumped a bit and she tapped it a few more times and it jumped to attention. She turned to her friend and said in my 20s i liked these things in my 40s, i couldnt get enough and aint this a *****, now i,m in my 80,s they are growing wild and i,m to old to squat.