2010 has not been kind to me

I can't believe the luck I am having this year! 2 weeks ago I am thrown in the hospital because I was bleeding out ( didn' t know anything was wrong ). Took 8 pints of blood to stabilize me just so they could operate on me. While this is going on I throw 2 heart attacks on them because I was so low on blood. They give me last rights on Saturday and send me home on Monday! go figure. So now I am trying to make up lost time on painting my cuda and just finish wet sanding the primer and getting ready to throw first coat of base coat on it and my compressor throws a rod without a hint or warning. Spent the last day and a half replacing the compressor (major modifications) and the electric motor can't handle the load and craps out. 5 horse motors ain't cheap either. While I was out running around chasing compressor parts a large branch out of a 120 foot cottonwood tree ( about 8" diameter and 5 foot long About 100 pounds)decides to harpoon the roof on my garage and the only thing stopping it from coming all the way through the attic and getting my cuda is my Triumph motorcycle I have stored away in the attic. With all the snow and now rain we are getting I come home and see the branch sticking up out of my roof like a stake in a vampire - figuring WTF else can go wrong when I unlock the garage to check the damage from the inside only to see a 6 inch layer of smoke along my ceiling. Seems the rain and melting snow only had one place to go and that was into an electrical box on the ceiling that I power my lights with. Luckily I caught it before the garage caught fire! At this point I think i need to get drunk or stoned or both and take the rest of the week off and go to bed and hide under the covers - GEESSH!!!