The return of sanity?

I have an actual, face-to-face job interview this afternoon. Could this herald the end of the poverty-driven cabin fever lunacy for the intrepid eccentric? [dramatic 1930s radio program style organ music]

As prisoners are too much strain on logistics, none will be taken.

Stay tuned for the thrilling update... (note: It may be prudent to sit on a large pillow. So much time on the edge of a seat oft times makes legs fall asleep.)