12 things when stranded

Knife, and a hatchet would be nice.

Very large first aid kit.

Leathermans Multitool.

Compass.

Magnifying glass.

Mirror.

Waterproof matches.

200 ton's of MRE's.

Bulldozer.

Scuba gear.

Deer rifle and plenty of ammo would be nice.

A copy of Leonard Nemoy's "Guide to mating calls for female jungle chicks stranded on deserted Islands.... for dummies."